zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

samhainchester:

piginapoke:

janecrocker:

deanassbutts:

sugar-velvet:

MIDDLE FINGERS UP

IF YOU DON’T GIVE A

*whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick

*POLICE SIRENS*

*HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*

[gavin screaming]

who the fuck is Gavin

i don’t know but he seems pretty upset

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

where do aliens hang out

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this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again

azntoo:

skindeap:

shakeitoffpickyourselfup:

aromaeus:

jshaath:

Please take one minute out of your day and watch this. It’s the ugly truth.

I hear no lies.

yoooo

I did not think she would go there but then she did I literally screamed YAAAAAASSSSS BITCH DRAG THEM LIKE YOU’RE TRYNA WALK A CAT

oh shit

draghn:

humansofnewyork:

A glimpse into the journal of a (quite intelligent) 16 year old girl. Photographed, with permission, in Central Park. 

i re blog this every time because i always want to start this and i just cant so i look at this instead 

draghn:

humansofnewyork:

A glimpse into the journal of a (quite intelligent) 16 year old girl. Photographed, with permission, in Central Park. 

i re blog this every time because i always want to start this and i just cant so i look at this instead 

precumming:

Wtf…

precumming:

Wtf…

gameofchrons:

parents: "let’s talk about your future" 

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morelikesnakejailattractive:

Favorite joke of 2014

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